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I Am A: Lawful Neutral Human Wizard (2nd Level)


Ability Scores:

Strength-12

Dexterity-10

Constitution-10

Intelligence-15

Wisdom-11

Charisma-11


Alignment:
Lawful Neutral A lawful neutral character acts as law, tradition, or a personal code directs him. Order and organization are paramount to him. He may believe in personal order and live by a code or standard, or he may believe in order for all and favor a strong, organized government. Lawful neutral is the best alignment you can be because it means you are reliable and honorable without being a zealot. However, lawful neutral can be a dangerous alignment because it seeks to eliminate all freedom, choice, and diversity in society.


Race:
Humans are the most adaptable of the common races. Short generations and a penchant for migration and conquest have made them physically diverse as well. Humans are often unorthodox in their dress, sporting unusual hairstyles, fanciful clothes, tattoos, and the like.


Class:
Wizards are arcane spellcasters who depend on intensive study to create their magic. To wizards, magic is not a talent but a difficult, rewarding art. When they are prepared for battle, wizards can use their spells to devastating effect. When caught by surprise, they are vulnerable. The wizard's strength is her spells, everything else is secondary. She learns new spells as she experiments and grows in experience, and she can also learn them from other wizards. In addition, over time a wizard learns to manipulate her spells so they go farther, work better, or are improved in some other way. A wizard can call a familiar- a small, magical, animal companion that serves her. With a high Intelligence, wizards are capable of casting very high levels of spells.


Find out What Kind of Dungeons and Dragons Character Would You Be?, courtesy of Easydamus (e-mail)

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"Beer helmet of intellect. Wait, that's an oxymoron."

"It looks like a giant ninja playroom."

"It's a ninja lair."
"...It's a rat maze."
"Oh no! The boss here is gonna be a high-level psychologist."

"There are ninjas all over the place."
"You haven't seen any recently."
"EXACTLY."

"What is your name, good sir?"
"...Joe!"

"Ow. He stabbed me so hard I'm stupid."
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"...Did you just create an illithid with an allergy to brains?"

"I will be an astronaut illithid, dangit"

"I'm not a wagon."

"The bird explodes."

"My feet are different from your feet."

We are, apparently, not as funny without our resident actor.
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"Zombie ten-foot poles. They're made out of organic material..."
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"Conspiracy to commit rhinoslaughter."

"Those are shiny."
"Successful spot check, ladies and gentlemen."

"Larprosy!"

"And now we wait for the stone wall to burn down."

"You can't say I tried..."

"Quat. This is the past tense of quit, for your information."

"If you fell into a bottomless pit, you'd die of hydration."

"62 points of damage? Give the man his blood spray."

"Ooh, a vegan 20!"

"I have anti-mind."
"If you combine that with mind, it could destroy the universe."
"Nobody think too hard at me."

"In addition to being Mom, you are now also pinata."

"It's a very dapper cube...it's got a top hat and a monocle!"

"Retribution in the cube damage."

"Retributive Protoplasm would be a good name for a band."

"Damn commie lizardfolk!"
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Though she had only been in this world for 18 years, Eponine Thénardier had seen more life in that time than some people three times her age. A childhood of privilege and an adolescence of poverty. Unrequited love. Revolution. And after all that life, she needed to get out of Paris. During the revolution, she had placed herself in the path of a gunshot to save the life of the man she loved, and almost lost her own in the process. The gunshot wound had almost killed her, but she was one of the lucky ones. She had managed to drag herself out of harm’s way for the rest of the fighting, and was taken to a hospital when it was all over. And during her recovery, Eponine made her decision: she was leaving Paris, possibly even all of France, as soon as she could. The minute she was released from the hospital, Eponine set out to find a way to leave. Exiting the city proper was easily accomplished, but it did little to ease her troubled soul, so she just kept walking, hitching rides and begging food wherever she could. Eventually her trek brought her, shivering and hungry, through Normandy to the coast. She was so thin and small that there was little difficulty in posing as a boy, gaining passage on a ship to England in exchange for doing cabin-boy work.

Once in England, the obvious choice was to head towards London. Perhaps there, Eponine could find some work, and maybe even some peace of mind. The streets of London were little different from the streets of Paris…cold and dirty, perhaps a bit wetter than in Paris. Luckily, she knew enough English that, after a brief encounter with a young man by the name of Jack Dawkins, who taught her to pick pockets, she managed to secure a position as a barmaid in a London pub. It wasn’t classy, but it was work. And that was just what she needed, if she was to bury her past and begin anew.



Yeah, really not that great, but more intended to give Nick something to work off from when he's writing his teaser things than as real backstory.
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"We're lost? Let's make a signal." *Lights entire forest on fire*

"Col. Ignus's finger-lickin' good fried kenku."

"Are there any turkeys? Or rabbits? Or deer?"
"Are you sure you want to fight a deer?"
This is funny because Tom got killed by a deer in a previous campaign...

"They were trying to cast chill metal on him."
"Codpiece?"

"He takes six points of bear-in-the-face damage."

"Are any of them particularly flammable? For example, is one covered in straw and beer or something?"
"No, that would be me."

"I bet the druids have knowledge(nature)."
"No, why would druids have that?"
"I bet they have knowledge(civil engineering), though."

"I pull out my swooooooooooord."

"The top is higher than we thought it were."

"I stand in the middle of the path. No I don't. Yes I do."

"You're gonna cast light on them?"
"No, I'm gonna cast hurt on them."

"Dammit, I need a spell that damages only misunderstood creatures."

"Yes, but this is Hollywood D&D...blood splatters."

"I wanna trip the corpse."
"Roll to hit."
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"I have four chickens on a stick!"

"I can sell bits of evil."

"It's like a big burst of shiny."

"I'm going to have kenku up my arse."

"If there were more than one people right there..."

"Why would you use augury in the middle of battle?"
"To ask the gods how you mine for fish."

"While I'm still being partially defensive, I do a little turtle dance."

...guess we're less funny than usual tonight. Oh well.
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"It all makes sense now. We're all porpoises, and this is porpoise hell. We have to be porpoises, because if we were ducks, things would be a lot more yellow."

"You could put a tail on a sea monkey...that's scaly...wait, they already have tails, don't they?"

"How much does 100 pounds of rope weigh?"

"The gelatinous cube takes 10 points of scooping damage."

"I blew up lightning with fire. That's pretty badass."

"That's one hell of a mighty table!"

"So if you set the fire on table..."

"The question is, can fire take table damage?"

"I take out my spade and beat the banner to death."

"I roll retribution in the table damage."

"I hit escape."
"I'm sorry, there's no escape."
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"You are NOT throwing my fortitude save across the ocean!"

"That almost makes my spell usef...well, no, my save is 12."
"You can affect other barbarians!"

"You know what we need? Some raspberry jam..." (confused looks)
"It's okay, I think I know what he's got in mind."

"If only bananas were lethal."
"Sometimes they have tarantulas..."
"Which he currently has in his pants..."
"OMG get them out!"

"Why is he carrying bananas into battle?"
"Because bananas are good, you banana heretic you!"

"You miss a hypnotized, naked gnoll. Congratulations."

"Plus two!"

"Shut up or I'll eat a banana!"

"8 points of un-damage."

"Do rags automatically miss their reflex save?"
"Yeah, especially when they're soaked with ale."

"I cast disguise self on...my...self. Because I can't cast it on anyone else."

"It wouldn't really explode, it would just burn."
"It's pirate ale, it explodes!"

"We need a siege crossbow."
"That would be a ballista."

"That's why they call this Dungeons and Dragons."
"Well this is open wilderness and dragons."
"Actually, this is open wilderness and gnolls."
"And bananas!"

"Why would they come here? Everyone knows there's no money in Michigan."
"There's still crack whores."

"Retribution in the face damage."

"We got distracted by Jupiter. I apologize."

"I'm summoning an army of holy monkeys! ...The only way this could be more in my idiom is if they were on fire!"

"...because monkeys are monkeys."

"Well guys...should I use fire, or should I hit it with my sling?"

"I will shake my disc at you."

"There's 4 gnolls outside the ship."
"What are they doing?"
"Gnolling."

"So what are you guys doing?"
"We're arming the monkeys!"

"Heavily armed monkeys on hovercrafts!"

"This has got to be some sort of apocalyptic thing...heavenly monkeys on hovercraft..."

"Suicide bombing hovermonkeys!"

"Okay, one of the monkeys is taking two-weapon fighting..."

"I have more spell points than he does!"
"After I created an apocalyptic army of death monkeys, yes."

"Power flirting!"

"Dammit, I want to use my apocalyptic swarm of death monkeys!"

"Bros before hos, man...that's the gnoll code now."

"It's made of force...and win."

"If I die, I'm going to play a warforged."
"No you're not."

"This is the first time I've ever actually seen a die confiscated from the DM for rolling too well."

(as the pirate ship is shooting cannons at us) "That was entirely uncalled for! We just wanted to sell you some encyclopedias!"

"He's wielding a +6 shield of backstory."

"Who's attacking me?"
"The lone ranger."

"Don't smite with a 3, that is an insufficient smite."

"Failed reflex save."
"Successful damage."
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Last night I had a burst of inspiration and came up with a backstory one-shot for my new D&D character...and tonight I had another burst of inspiration that enabled me to actually write it down. Here goes, have fun...

Backstory Goodness )
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I just finished reading "Perks of Being a Wallflower" again. I don't know what it is about that book, but I just keep coming back to it. Especially in the fall. I dunno why, but it feels like such an autumn sort of book. And what was a little weird is that I just read Colin's most recent LJ entry, and it reminded me a lot of that book.

Other news, I saw Another Misprint this weekend, which was pretty cool, though I was disappointed in the lack of Phill. After the concert we played D&D for the first time in like a month. Laura and Nick showed up for about half an hour in the middle too, which was pretty cool cuz I hadn't seen them in absolutely ages. I've missed my Laura! XD So yay for seeing them, and yay for actually playing for once. We quit early, though, cuz I was practically falling asleep at the table, I feel kinda bad about it, but I'm sure I wouldn't have been able to make it for another hour and a half...and I honestly don't think it would've been fun for anyone to try to play when one of the players isn't conscious.

Also went to the game on Friday night, which was pretty fun. Bry surprised me and showed up halfway through the second quarter, which was awesome because I didn't expect to see him there. I love it when he does little things like that to surprise me. The band looks and sounds great, so yay for them...and I can't wait until homecoming. Someone will need to let me know what time alumni need to be at rehearsal that day, by the way.

So I've got a quiz in about half an hour that I should probably study for. But I don't feel like it, because I studied already today. Blah. First exams for all my classes are coming up soon too...bio on Friday, chem and anthro next Wednesday.

Bry and I are going to see Howl on Saturday, which I'm pretty excited for (if they have tickets still, that is...I need to go buy tickets today).
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"tankmage ftw!"

something else funny happened last night that I was gonna put in here, but now I forgot what it was. ah well.

going to Greenfield Village with the family today, it should be a good time. I haven't been there in years.

yay!

Aug. 17th, 2006 02:39 pm
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so excited...Dream Cruise Saturday morning/early afternoon, at which point I'll be hanging out with Betsy and Justin, which will be awesome since I haven't seen them since Christmas.

going to the Another Misprint concert at the fair in the afternoon.

then D&D in the evening.

it's going to be a very good day.
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went and saw Da Vinci Code with Bry last night...awesome movie. it's been a while since I saw a movie I enjoyed that much. it's been a while since I read the book, so I don't know what all got left out or whatever, but still. I enjoyed it a lot.

house-sitting is half over as of today. just one more week and I can get out of here.

going to band awards tonight, huzzah...it'll be fun to see everyone again. I can't wait to hear all the stories about the seniors, lol.

Tom's coming over to hang out tomorrow, huzzah. and after that, I have no idea what my schedule is going to be, lol. I'm pretty sure we have D&D on Saturday, but dunno where yet.

nothing else to say, lol. there's nothing to do here, so I don't have much to talk about.
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yesterday was...an interesting day. went to church (for the first time since Christmas) in Rochester for Amanda's baptism/confirmation. dinner before church was pretty fun...I ended up at the end of the table with Manda's dad and uncle, who just so happen to be D&D players...so I spent more time during dinner talking about D&D than I actually spent eating.

church was kind of a different story. I'm very happy for Amanda, don't get me wrong...in a way, I wish I was as sure as she is about where to go in life like that. it's just that when I stepped into that church last night...I felt extremely awkward. And that was just the beginning. The whoe time I was there, something just felt...wrong. Like I didn't really belong there or something. It all just felt...off. Uncomfortable.

I don't have any idea why it feels so off...I kinda wish I knew...I mean, it just feels strange, that being in church should feel so wrong. I just wish I knew what I'm doing, I guess.

Had kind of a long conversation with Tom about this earlier today, made me feel a bit better I guess. That's what I like about talking to Tom...we always end up talking about serious stuff, but (unlike usually) I never end up feeling like I don't know what I'm talking about or whatever.

Also had a 2-hour phone conversation with Bry today, which was fun...I haven't talked on the phone for that long in absolutely ages. It was pretty fun.

Two weeks from tomorrow is my last exam. That's very exciting.

quotes of yesterday:
"I was sneak attacked by a nun!"
"That's not drowning in sewage water music"
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My friend's ska band, Another Misprint, is going to be playing at the Local on May 5, 6:45PM. Anybody that's not otherwise occupied should go see them, cuz they're freaking sweet.

I've been having a really great past few days, I love it. Saturday was D&D, which was fun like woah. Sunday I went to breakfast with my family, then had like 6 hours to finish homework in...then I went over to Bry's house. Watched him and Tom play video games, as is normal for Sunday nights. Had a lot of fun. Got goofy. Monday I had a lot of free time in the evening, which was cool. Had a decently long talk with Tom (which has been happening more and more often these days...it's awesome to have super-long conversations with people again, I'd been missing that). Spent several hours sitting in my room with my windows open, rocking out like an idiot to fun ska music. Yesterday I worked, then went home and did the tiny bit of homework I had, then went over to Bry's, yay. Yesterday marked 20 months for us, how awesome is that? Today...I had school. There was a "symbiosis" thing in the bio department, which is basically where they have free pizza for bio students and teachers. So yay free food. In wind symphony today I finally got the Another Misprint CD that I'd been waiting on for 2 weeks. And it's nifty like woah.

And it's finally spring, yay. I enjoyed the rain. And I enjoyed the nice weather yesterday. And I slept with my windows open. And will probably do so again tonight.

2 and a half weeks of school left. Final exams on April 26 and May 1. Musical on May 4, Another Misprint on May 5, possibly musical again May 6. Commencement May 7, ugh. Musicathon May 13, yay (can't wait to see all my band buddies again!). Taking one class spring semester, but it's online so it's not a big deal. Parents leave for NY May 16. I'm going to be house-sitting for a friend of Mum's the last 2 weeks of May, that should be an adventure...living on my own for two weeks is going to be weird. But I get to share the house with dogs...little ones, even. Yay dogs. June 24 is my friend Joanna's senior recital, so I get to drive myself all the way to Gaylord. And then I get to spend the night at my friend Courier's house, which should be cool. I haven't seen Jo or Courier in like...a year or something ridiculous like that. Probably more, actually.

Wow. That turned out to be a really long entry. I've been in a writing/talking sort of mood lately, that would be why. That's probably why I've been having fun long conversations lately too.

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