Pretty People Survivor, Round 1

[uberniftacular]

I'm finally doing it! Finally ACTUALLY running a Pretty People Survivor, because I decided to get off my ass for once. For anybody who doesn't know, here's how this works: Below the cut are pictures of 10 ladies and 10 gentlemen. Decide which lady and which gent you find LEAST attractive, and vote for them in the poll at the bottom. I'll probably leave polls open for 2-3 days per round to give people time to get votes in, provided I actually remember to keep this going.

So, without further ado, let's see our lovely contestants!


THE LADIES

Allison Scagliotti


Amara Karan


Catherine Tate


Christina Hendricks


Gemma Arterton


Kat Dennings


Kirsten Vangsness


Morena Baccarin


Paget Brewster


Scarlett Johansson

THE GENTS

Alan Alda


Clark Gregg


Craig Ferguson


David Tennant


Eddie Cahill


Hank Green


Idris Elba


Oded Fehr


Robert Downey, Jr.


TJ Thyne

[Poll #1883091]

Comments

[gryffinwhore.livejournal.com]

I approve so fucking hard of all the hot ginger ladies.

[uberniftacular]

HOT GINGER LADIES ARE THE BEST.

[sparklesdani.livejournal.com]

THIRDED.

[caitieness.livejournal.com]

I'm sorry Craig ferguson. you are really funny though :(

[queer-theory.livejournal.com]

This can only end in tears for me.

I'm already preparing myself.

Reminds me that I need to pick 10 and 10 so I can finally post mine.

[uberniftacular]

Aw. Who are you rooting for?

[queer-theory.livejournal.com]

PAGET, for one. :(

[uberniftacular]

AWW, yeah. D: SO SAD.

(Also. I am cry about Alan Alda. Like. He was kind of my first celebrity crush? [I say "kind of" because I can't remember if I discovered him or Episode IV-era Mark Hamill first, tbh.] And so it's kind of upsetting. But *shrug* Not a lot I can do about it.)

[queer-theory.livejournal.com]

He was my first celebrity crush. My father and I watched M*A*S*H together starting when I was 2 or 3. It's a love that has never really gone away. <3

[uberniftacular]

Yeah, I was pretty little when I started watching M*A*S*H with my parents too. LOVE IT FOREVER.

[amazonqueenkate.livejournal.com]

I love Hank but I DO NOT THINK HE STANDS UP TO THE REST OF THESE BOYS.

[uberniftacular]

Honestly, I wish I'd been able to find a better picture of him, but you know? There aren't actually that many just still shots of him around, which is SADFACE. (And I thought it wouldn't be fair of me to use a gif, since nobody else gets gifs...)

(Have I mentioned before that I maybe have a Hank Green problem? XD )

[entwashian.livejournal.com]

Find a video of him dancing at VidCon and post that!

[uberniftacular]

Hahaha, again, things that wouldn't be fair because nobody else gets videos (also that takes like WORK and stuff XD )

I got really frustrated looking for pictures of him for this, though. Because here's a cross-section of what happens when you search for Hank on Google Images:
Dorky face
Dorky face
Not smiling
What even
Baby Hank
Humpy Hank
Not Hank
Photoshop Hank
And this face

(I am legitimately upset about the Humpy Hank one, because without the silly Humpy Hank in the way, that's actually a REALLY SUPER ATTRACTIVE picture of him.)

So yeah. LIFE IS HARD AND FULL OF DISAPPOINTMENT.

[entwashian.livejournal.com]

ALL'S FAIR.

I'd offer you one of my VidCon pics, but they're all crappy quality & best for viewing in SMALL. XD

http://entwashian.tumblr.com/search/hank+green

[uberniftacular]

But I mean. If I was trying to give him an unfair advantage, I'd just link to the episode of My Drunk Kitchen that he was in last week. (And maybe the one vlogbrothers video where he's super hopped up on cold meds or something and he rambles in this ridiculously adorable fashion and oh did I mention he was vlogging from BED? ...yeah. See. I have a problem.)

Yeah, see, that was also an issue: I wanted to have sort of big-ish pictures too, so that kind of limited me. *sigh* But thanks for the offer!

[entwashian.livejournal.com]

Hehehe!

[uberniftacular]

HI MY NAME IS JENNIE AND I HAVE A PROBLEM.

(I am, in fact, on tumblr scrolling through the Hank Green tag in a desperate hope of finding a good picture. It's not going well.)

[uberniftacular]

And then I discovered this picture. And maybe died a little, both from HNG and from the fact that even though it's awesome, I STILL don't think I can use it for this.

[entwashian.livejournal.com]

Loooool, sure you can!

[uberniftacular]

But it's TOO FAR AWAY. And you can't see his eyes and he's not smiling. So I feel like if I try to use this one it'll just get him voted off even faster, and that is TOTALLY NOT THE GOAL HERE.

I'm...maybe a little pickier about this than I should be. BUT I WANT A REALLY GOOD PICTURE and it's upsetting. *grumble*

[uberniftacular]

Dammit, I don't think I can use this one either. And that is a tragedy, because it's from like my favorite Hank video ever.

(Sorry I'm spamming you with my Hank Green problems...)

[entwashian.livejournal.com]

use ALL of them!

[uberniftacular]

But I'm only doing one picture per person! If I want to use more, then I need more pictures for EVERYONE! And that is honestly way more work than I'm willing to put in (says the girl who's spent 3 hours looking for Hank Green pictures...)

[entwashian.livejournal.com]

The act itself is the reward. XD

[uberniftacular]

It really, really is. XD

(HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANK. God, he's pretty.)

[everythingshiny.livejournal.com]

your ladies cat, especially is HARDDDD

[uberniftacular]

It was SO HARD to narrow it down to 10 to begin with too. AUGH.

[tiah15.livejournal.com]

This can only go badly - I see my lovely CM ladies being voted out first already. Such a shame since they're both gorgeous <3
And even though I do not even know the last guy I think he looks realllllly handsome. (Obviously I'm a sucker for a pretty smile.)

[uberniftacular]

I KNOWWWWWWWWW. :(

TJ Thyne is on the tv show Bones. And he's gorgeous.

[black_sluggard]

Aww. Why the Alda hate?

Also, mmmm. Idris Elba. *licks*

[uberniftacular]

I know, right?! I can only imagine it's because the picture is not as crisp or well-lit as most of the rest of them are, because HE IS PRETTY. (Or, you know. Was, back in 1970.)

Yesss.

[tiah15.livejournal.com]

Ohhh, so that's why I don't know him :D

I think pretty people survivor is usually popular people survivor, so I guess he isn't as popular either :/

What a shame !

[amaranthine3.livejournal.com]

Voted, though it was so, so difficult! I may also steal your idea, because it looks like fun :D

[uberniftacular]

It will only get harder as people get eliminated! XD

But yeah, it's pretty fun. I've had a few friends run these over the years, I've always enjoyed them.