Fic: The Robot's Drunk Again
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uberniftacularTitle: The Robot’s Drunk Again
Fandom: Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson
Characters: Geoff Peterson, Wavy Rancheros, Sid the Cussing Bunny
Word count: 270
Rating: R for language (Sid is called the cussing bunny for a reason)
Spoilers: None
Warnings: None
Summary: Geoff gets drunk, things get silly.
Author's Note: Written for the "Drunk Dial Fic" challenge at![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-community.gif)
tvrealm. Unbeta'd, and very silly.
“Whattado, everybody!” Wavy waves at the camera, to much applause and cheering. “I know it’s been a while since the last time I saw y’all, and I bet you’re thinkin’ I got myself incarcerated again. Well, y’all are right. I was…”
“Hello Wavy,” Sid interrupts, sidling in next to Wavy. The audience cheers, and Sid looks at them sharply. “Oi! Fuck off! Can’t you see I’m talking to the crocodile…alligator…thing?”
“That’s crocodealie-alligatah to you, rabbit.”
“Right, right,” Sid says, turning back to Wavy. “I got the funniest voicemail on my phone today. You have to listen to this, it’s fucking hilarious!”
“Funny enough to warrant interruptin’ me talkin’ to these…heh heh…nice people?”
“I bloody well think so! Geoff left a voicemail on my phone last night, only I think he meant it for Craig. Here, have a listen.” He produces a phone from somewhere off-camera and somehow manages to access voicemail despite a lack of thumbs. A couple pokes of a button, and Geoff’s voice emerges, slightly slurred.
“Hey Craig, it’s Geoff. I’m at this awesome party right now, wish you were here. ‘Cause I just wanted to say, I love you, man. No, really, I mean it. I know you’re probably thinking, ‘oh, the robot’s drunk again’…and you’d be right…but I’m not that drunk. I just…man, I love you so much right now.” Noises in the background of the call get louder, and Geoff clears his throat. “Hey, I gotta go, looks like things are gonna get weird, and I don’t want to miss it. See you at work on Monday, love ya man! Bye! Oh, and also? Balls.”
Fandom: Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson
Characters: Geoff Peterson, Wavy Rancheros, Sid the Cussing Bunny
Word count: 270
Rating: R for language (Sid is called the cussing bunny for a reason)
Spoilers: None
Warnings: None
Summary: Geoff gets drunk, things get silly.
Author's Note: Written for the "Drunk Dial Fic" challenge at
tvrealm. Unbeta'd, and very silly.“Whattado, everybody!” Wavy waves at the camera, to much applause and cheering. “I know it’s been a while since the last time I saw y’all, and I bet you’re thinkin’ I got myself incarcerated again. Well, y’all are right. I was…”
“Hello Wavy,” Sid interrupts, sidling in next to Wavy. The audience cheers, and Sid looks at them sharply. “Oi! Fuck off! Can’t you see I’m talking to the crocodile…alligator…thing?”
“That’s crocodealie-alligatah to you, rabbit.”
“Right, right,” Sid says, turning back to Wavy. “I got the funniest voicemail on my phone today. You have to listen to this, it’s fucking hilarious!”
“Funny enough to warrant interruptin’ me talkin’ to these…heh heh…nice people?”
“I bloody well think so! Geoff left a voicemail on my phone last night, only I think he meant it for Craig. Here, have a listen.” He produces a phone from somewhere off-camera and somehow manages to access voicemail despite a lack of thumbs. A couple pokes of a button, and Geoff’s voice emerges, slightly slurred.
“Hey Craig, it’s Geoff. I’m at this awesome party right now, wish you were here. ‘Cause I just wanted to say, I love you, man. No, really, I mean it. I know you’re probably thinking, ‘oh, the robot’s drunk again’…and you’d be right…but I’m not that drunk. I just…man, I love you so much right now.” Noises in the background of the call get louder, and Geoff clears his throat. “Hey, I gotta go, looks like things are gonna get weird, and I don’t want to miss it. See you at work on Monday, love ya man! Bye! Oh, and also? Balls.”
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Date: 2011-07-29 01:47 am (UTC)Oh my gosh, that is the most awesome thing. My favorite parts are "despite a lack of thumbs" and the entire Geoff part.
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Date: 2011-07-29 01:52 am (UTC)This was, honestly, probably the most difficult fic I've ever written...never tried to do puppets and robots before. XD But I also kind of cracked myself up while writing it.
Glad you enjoyed!