CSI:NY 5x13 "Rush to Judgment"

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Dizzying opening shot. Okay then.

Ouch.

“That’s my desk!” Oh Angell.

Oh Flack. : (

Ew. The kid puked on himself.

Poor agitated Flack.

Snowboarding. It’s apparently finally winter in CSI:NY-land.

Ew, foot with no person attached to it.

Oh good. Dismembered person. Dead body in a dumpster, charming.

Danny. No.

Sid. <3 Glasses. <3

Oh Lindsay, that was awful. Please don’t try to be funny.

Sid, that was bad too.

Buh. That’s unpleasant.

Sid, dear, you’re wearing another person’s skin on your hand. And you wonder why people sometimes say you’re creepy.

Lurk lurk.

No, Lindsay. You don’t get to say boom. Ever.

Alligator? Really? We may have just ventured into the land of the ridiculous.

Numb3rs preview! Hm, psychics and numerology, haven’t we done this before?

Danny. No. Not Mr. Potato Head.

Sid, again with the reasons people call you strange. We love you anyway.

Wait, when did we find a torso?

Oh boy, now we get to play with chainsaws. Woo.

Interesting split-screen thing we have going on today.

Marc Anthony. Ugh. Slightly less awful than the typical awful music, but still pretty bad.

Awful accent is awful.

That’s a creepy chainsaw.

Danny. Please put your glasses back on.

Have I mentioned that I like their little data-pad thingies they use? They’re all very Star Trek.

Bad liar is bad at lying.

Flack and Angell have been working together a lot lately.

And now we’re back where we started. Okay.

Did we really need to see the vomit again?

Yeah, CPR breaks ribs. See: Jason Gideon of Criminal Minds (can’t remember the ep when they discussed it).

Flack is the wonder-detective.

Ooh, snap. Angell, you rock.

Oh, so they are actually “seeing each other” now? Welcome to the world of “we’ll tell you instead of show you,” part 2.

Flack swears sometimes, Stella. I’m sure he does. That doesn’t make him less awesome though.

And now we have a head too. Where are all these body parts coming from?!?

That was a very dramatic dropping of a skin bit into a test tube.

Lindsay, since when are you close enough to Stella to call her “Stell”?

Whisk.

Aww, Flacky still has a sense of humor even when he’s deskbound.

Did he really just say “what’s a whisk?”

Ugh. Icky dude hitting on Stella.

Defensive wife is defensive.

Somebody put it on his computer. Um, duh.

Hawkes is in a leather coat. Very nice.

Yes, snow melts. Awesome.

And Angell with the tackle! Across a car, no less. I have newfound respect for her.

4 older brothers?!? Um, eek. I can’t remember if we knew this before or not.

Way to drop your science project, dork.

Mac and Stella crack the case!

Who has columns in their apartment, anyway?

Angell with a lovely striped scarf.

Hm, that wrapping paper looks familiar.

Hm, the dad looks familiar.

…Oh. It’s because he was in last week’s Criminal Minds.

Whoops, daddy screwed up big time. Way to go.

Speaking of tragic misunderstandings, what’s gonna happen to Flack?

Buh. Sweaty guys in spandex. Do not want.

Lindsay, WTF?

And again with music that doesn’t suck too bad. Am I watching the right show?

Flack! <3

Woo!

Heehee. Rangers.