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-= Road Trip =- LiveJournal Username Age Gender FemaleMale Have your license? YesNoNo - but I can drive anyway Car: manual or auto? ManualAutomatic Road trip destination: Fights for the front seat thatwasmyfoot Falls asleep behind the wheel karanichole Gets car sick and pukes in the back seat paperwords Eats all the munchies kornangel87 Gets left behind at nearly every gas station kishay414 Moons a police officer kthyme Pees out the car window - while we're driving brittle_stars Number of wild animals we hit 242 Fun Quizzes by Mish at BlogQuiz.Net

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poor Danny...

fun party revelations

Justin is a slut.
Jon is a skank.

"Well who else would be the flying squirrel?"

"So who's Boris and Natasha?"
"Jennie and Jon!"
Jon: "Why do I have to be Natasha?"
Justin: "I think that was more of an insult to Jennie."

Justin: "I touch my feminine side often. It has a bit of a rash."

Justin looking shady in his coat.

Ellen's fuzzy socks.

"I passed AP addition!"

"I just got rejected by the rejection hotline." (when it said all the lines were busy)

"I don't even know what's coming out of my mouth anymore."

"Did I just hear somebody say "suicidal rape"?"

"I'm like an ox, except that I'm not blue and I don't have a lot of lumberjack friends."

I can't think of anything else right now. Anybody else remember any of the good one-liners?