fun party revelations

[uberniftacular]

Justin is a slut.
Jon is a skank.

"Well who else would be the flying squirrel?"

"So who's Boris and Natasha?"
"Jennie and Jon!"
Jon: "Why do I have to be Natasha?"
Justin: "I think that was more of an insult to Jennie."

Justin: "I touch my feminine side often. It has a bit of a rash."

Justin looking shady in his coat.

Ellen's fuzzy socks.

"I passed AP addition!"

"I just got rejected by the rejection hotline." (when it said all the lines were busy)

"I don't even know what's coming out of my mouth anymore."

"Did I just hear somebody say "suicidal rape"?"

"I'm like an ox, except that I'm not blue and I don't have a lot of lumberjack friends."

I can't think of anything else right now. Anybody else remember any of the good one-liners?

Comments

[regenundmeer.livejournal.com]

good thing none of them are whores because then you'd have to pay them to be there.

[uberniftacular]

well see, Betsy kept calling people whores, and Justin's like, "I don't get paid for my actions, so I'm a slut. Use the right word." and then Jon decided he was a skank because being a slut was Justin's thing.

[regenundmeer.livejournal.com]

and then i'm all weird and psychic saying my "they weren't whores 'cause you'd have to pay them" stuff.

[(Anonymous)]

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[uberniftacular]

um. what's this?

[superquellen.livejournal.com]

Haha, Rocky and Bullwinkle. Of course I'd be the best flying squirrel ever. It was great to see you last night, thanks for hosting. I missed you!!