So I've been holding off replying to this until I could come up with a het pairing that I ship, but I totally failed. I could come up with plenty that I OT3, and the occasional one that I will read and not mind (like, I like Spock/Uhura! I will read it! But my SHIP is Kirk/Spock, has been since TOS, will be until the end of time), and so I have clearly failed.
I think it would be easier if I were near all my source material, like all my books, and not just a few of them, but yeah. I failed. In my world, we're doomed for extinction because everyone is gay.
Well, or bi, but they are partnered with same-sex folk, so they still ain't making the babies.
I probably ship some het pairings from Harry Potter, but I haven't sat and thought about it, because I am sure there are plenty of minor characters, but yeah, haven't sat and thought. Hmm.
(I mean, in terms of vampires, you CAN have sex without being able to get it up, but they always show them having all this aggressive, vigorous sex, and- like- um, no?
And I've never read the Twilight series [oh Jesus fuck no] but if Edward is dead, how did his corpse produce sperm for Bella to have his vampire baby? I mean, that shit dries up FAST when you're dead.)
Conclusion: sex with vampires=sex with dead bodies=GROSS.
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Date: 2010-12-05 05:30 pm (UTC)I think it would be easier if I were near all my source material, like all my books, and not just a few of them, but yeah. I failed. In my world, we're doomed for extinction because everyone is gay.
Well, or bi, but they are partnered with same-sex folk, so they still ain't making the babies.
I probably ship some het pairings from Harry Potter, but I haven't sat and thought about it, because I am sure there are plenty of minor characters, but yeah, haven't sat and thought. Hmm.
(I mean, in terms of vampires, you CAN have sex without being able to get it up, but they always show them having all this aggressive, vigorous sex, and- like- um, no?
And I've never read the Twilight series [oh Jesus fuck no] but if Edward is dead, how did his corpse produce sperm for Bella to have his vampire baby? I mean, that shit dries up FAST when you're dead.)
Conclusion: sex with vampires=sex with dead bodies=GROSS.