Numb3rs 5x12 "Jacked"

[uberniftacular]

Hello horrible music. Oh wait, this isn’t CSI:NY, what are you doing, Numb3rs?

You can never shoot enough mutants.

Don’t fall. Falling is bad for you.

If he doesn’t like crowds, why the HELL is he on a tour bus?

…Oh. Because he’s a hijacker. Okay.

Revolver. Hm.

Ooh, sneaky recordings.

Don’s hair defies gravity.

COTW looks a lot like David. Facial hair twins.

Is it bad that I honestly have no idea what the names of all the chick characters are? Megan was the only one who was memorable in my mind.

Wuh-oh, hackers!

GTFO!

Dizzying flashy-lights chase.

Sneaky recording is sneaky.

Bigwords!Larry strikes again. <3

Been a while since I’ve seen Charlie bolt that fast.

And as a side note. Charlie. Bring back the long hair, dammit. Your hair is like Danny’s glasses: WANT.

Don is kinda casual today. Is this typical of that season? Haven’t been regularly watching S5.

The UnSub…er…hijacker looks familiar.

Most people don’t remember all of Charlie’s bigwords. I know I don’t.

Liz, right? The brunette?

Green tie, Charlie? I’m not sure I get it.

Alan is wearing…leather?

COTW is wearing a scary tie.

Getting married in Vegas? Classy.

“Charlie’s hacked the hack.”

Sneaky Miami!cop in the bus.

I’ve never actually understood the consecutive serial numbers thing.

Okay, it CAN’T be this easy. We’re only 18 minutes in.

Way to be a BDH, Miami!cop.

Shades AND a baseball cap? Overkill a bit?

Donnie, dear, you’re starting to develop a wee bald spot. Guess that explains the cap?

David’s tie isn’t great either. What’s the deal with cop ties being awful?

Charlievision! Drink! A very cute Charlievision this week, I liked that.

Interesting scene change edit there.

Coffee is apparently fuel for mathematicians as well as for cops.

There has not been enough Larry in the last 15 minutes.

You never know. They might hook up over MySpace.

Oh, that’s reassuring.

Again, it can’t be that easy, there’s still half an hour left.

What the hell? They’ve been super-hacked, apparently.

And Miami!cop goes down, as expected.

David, the large macho man, displays emotion. LIKE.

Colby. Could that watch be any more massive?

No, it’s not your job to be inside the guy’s head. That’s the job for the profilers…too bad they’re not here.

Charming, David.

No shit, Charlie. He is indeed keeping you off balance.

Charlievision! Drink! Game theory, drink! And I have to say, I’m amused by the guys in bow ties. Bow ties are funny. Big bad cop Don in a bow tie is even more funny. And somehow Charlie in a bow tie doesn’t look…off.

Fingerprints on the fiancée. Why?

Amita, sweetie. We know Charlie loves your boobs. That doesn’t mean you have to put them on display.

Larry. <3

Amita. What. Is now the time for cartoons?

Oh Larry. ilu.

Wuh-oh, the fiancée is in on it? Damn.

What the hell, the cop is in on it too? o.O

Charlie’s tie is weird.

Ooh, sneaky! Sneaky criminals are sneaky.

Nonviolent criminals. Now there’s a switch.

Ah, COTW is actually Security Dude of the week. I missed that the first time through.

“You wanna die twice in one day?” Apparently you DO only live twice.

Colby. Is loaded.

Nice trick, though. Is Colby gonna get his money back? …not that he seems to need it. But still, the principle of the thing.

No, I’m pretty sure you don’t have eyes in the back of your head, sirrah.

Lady!victim fights back. Awesome.

So…Don’s hair was awful outside. But yet now it’s fine again.

And Amita with the cartoon reference again.

Team-leader!Amita. Cool.

Warm-fuzzies ending, drink! Oh wait, they already are.

Next week: we’re revisiting Charlie Meets a Psychic. And numerology. Whoo.