silly quotes from last night's D&D

"It all makes sense now. We're all porpoises, and this is porpoise hell. We have to be porpoises, because if we were ducks, things would be a lot more yellow."

"You could put a tail on a sea monkey...that's scaly...wait, they already have tails, don't they?"

"How much does 100 pounds of rope weigh?"

"The gelatinous cube takes 10 points of scooping damage."

"I blew up lightning with fire. That's pretty badass."

"That's one hell of a mighty table!"

"So if you set the fire on table..."

"The question is, can fire take table damage?"

"I take out my spade and beat the banner to death."

"I roll retribution in the table damage."

"I hit escape."
"I'm sorry, there's no escape."