Star Wars movie night quotes

[uberniftacular]

And this is what happens when you put a bunch of geeks in a room together until 2:30 AM.

"He's a walking *shag* carpet, statement of the seventies."
-Tom on Chewbacca
"He's robosexual."
-Nick on droids' mating habits
"Ohnoes."
-mouse robot on Chewbacca
"That's mildly ocular."
-Nick on the appearance of the garbage creature's eyeball
"Let's hug in garbage!"
-Nick on teh characters' escape from the garbage chute
"Damn vermin."
-Bry on stormtroopers
"He has ranks in Perform (Cape Flourish)."
-Nick on Darth Vader
"Swiss army robot."
-Bry on R2-D2
"Coke Fresh! Now with the great taste of pine!"
-Nick on Coke flavors in 80 years
"I am actually the physical manifestation of your lost innocence."
-Nick on being the same person as Bry
"I have all the verbal awareness of a goldfish with Alzheimer's."
-Nick on paying attention
"Stage hand in a furry glove!"
-Nick on '70s biometrics
"You have been bitch-slapped!"
-Nick on wampa attacks
"Must...finish...sarcastic...thought..."
-Nick on Han's reaction to a snowstorm
"Incorrect."
-Nick on Leia kissing Luke
"This is my alone-time place."
-Nick on Vader's meditation pod
"My lightsaber's cool, it goes all woosh and stuff."
-Nick on Luke
"Judge me by my size, do you?"
-Nick on Yoda's bedroom skills
"Bitchplz"
-Nick on Yoda getting the X-wing out of the swamp
"My ship's in the mud. I don't wanna call a tow truck!"
-Nick on Luke's X-wing
"*shake shake* Ask again later?"
-Tom on Yoda not knowing an answer
"*whine!*"
-Everyone on Luke
"Five more minutes! I don't wanna go to school today!"
-Nick on Chewbacca's reaction to alarm noises
"He puts his breathing on silent mode...it's like a cell phone."
-Bry on Vader hiding
"He's such a pimp."
-Rachel on Jabba the Hutt
"Ha ha ha, I am a caricature of Italians."
-Nick on Jabba the Hutt
"Here comes Serious!Luke now."
-Rachel on Luke's first appearance in Return of the Jedi
"Froglings just fade away - like penguins!"
-Bry and Nick on Yoda's death
"We're all curvy, that means we must be nicer."
-Rachel on the Rebel fleet
"He's a l33t h4xx0r."
-Eric on R2-D2
"I make this movie marketable to youth."
-Nick on Ewoks
"...Hide in plain sight wearing white armor in a forest."
-Tom on scout troopers
"No tailgating."
-Bry on hyperspace
"Too much plot! I wanna see more lasers!"
-Nick on plot at 2AM
"Snap! Crackle! Pop!"
-Nick on lightsabers