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[uberniftacular]

"Take the potato out of the water and hold it in your hand. It's a potato; it can't possibly harm you."

things you hear when you sit outside of a beginning biology lab.

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[insane-actor.livejournal.com]

The potato could carry a static charge.
The potato could be coated in deadly poison.
The potato could be very high in polysaturated fat.

Do your part to raise potato awareness. Potatoes, unsafe at any speed.

[belinconnu.livejournal.com]

that is awesome...... I think I need to shamelessly post this on an "amusing things overheard" board.....