uberniftacular | (no subject)

"Conspiracy to commit rhinoslaughter."

"Those are shiny."
"Successful spot check, ladies and gentlemen."

"Larprosy!"

"And now we wait for the stone wall to burn down."

"You can't say I tried..."

"Quat. This is the past tense of quit, for your information."

"If you fell into a bottomless pit, you'd die of hydration."

"62 points of damage? Give the man his blood spray."

"Ooh, a vegan 20!"

"I have anti-mind."
"If you combine that with mind, it could destroy the universe."
"Nobody think too hard at me."

"In addition to being Mom, you are now also pinata."

"It's a very dapper cube...it's got a top hat and a monocle!"

"Retribution in the cube damage."

"Retributive Protoplasm would be a good name for a band."

"Damn commie lizardfolk!"