I totally now think that you and I are Hawkeye and BJ. Possibly on a rotating basis, depending on the moment.

(Cause you totally are one of my BFFS, even though I'm the worst friend in the universe, given my loathing for phones, and the fact that we live multiple states away and thus must rely on the phone, and I've been ridiculously busy, so I haven't even emailed as much as I would like.../ramble.)

(*runs away*)