...things I say before thinking about what comes out of my mouth

"Stop being funny! I can't breathe when you're funny!"

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Totally. Freaking. Cool.

http://www.kentucky.com/181/story/532854.html

Yes, it's old news. No, I don't care that much. Backreading SU character LJs is interesting stuff.

(I'm actually asleep right now. I swear.)